A Place To Live In

When searching for a place to live in, you must first consider the dead.

Things to look out for:
1) Have there been any dead people in this place.
2) Are there any dead people buried across the road from this place.
3) Will i be a dead person from living so close to those mighty big power lines down the road.

I swear, i have come across all these cases whilst inspecting properties in the last couple of days. It’s so morbid thinking about it. I just wanna liveeeeeeeee!

2 Responses to “A Place To Live In”

  1. Samson Says:

    Yes I agree. :)

  2. Alan Says:

    Very good.

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